Need a night out to dinner with the missus? Want to catch the latest chick flick that your husband is DYING to see with you? But you just can't find any teens in the neighborhood to sit for you because kids these days are all thieving meth heads?
Well we have the perfect solution: Satan.
Sure, he has a bit of a bad rap, but with so many people in America now leaning back to the far right, conservative Christian way of life and trying to send us back to the Dark Ages, things are a bit slow for the Accuser of Job. What, with all the soul saving going on, what's a fallen angel to do?
That's right, watch your children! So contact him now at Lazy Horde and get your spare tire ready for some diet busting Olive Garden food this weekend, the kids are taken care of!
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Absolutely, positively, unequivocally, indubitably, the most bestest entry yet! I can see the daycare sign now “Beelzebub’s Baby Barn…bring em in with original sin”
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ReplyDeleteI should have had you help me write the blog, DamnDawn!! That was brilliant!!
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